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CONT
ENTS

These pieces are loose. They came out of order and we photographed them where they fell. Push them around.

Engraving of a rat king 02 · SIX RATS, ONE TAIL — p.14
Street portrait 05 · WHAT THEY WERE WEARING — p.28
A militarised tarot card 03 · THE MAGICIAN HOLDS A RIFLE — p.34
Fighter jet with a religious icon painted on it 01 · SAINT VERMIN — p.44
Rats on subway tracks 06 · THINGS THAT OUTLIVE YOU — p.52
A crowd lit by flash 04 · HOW TO DISAPPEAR — p.38
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Feature · 02Six rats, one tail

SIX
RATS,

one tail

A 19th-century engraving of seven rats with their tails knotted together
Pl. ii — “Rattenkönig”, from a natural history plate of uncertain date. Nobody has ever agreed how the knot forms. Nobody has ever untied one.

A rat king is what you get when a number of rats are found with their tails knotted into a single mass, and it is not a metaphor. There are specimens. There is one in Altenburg with thirty-two animals in it, mummified, and it has been sitting in a glass case since 1828 embarrassing everyone who looks at it.

The explanations are all unsatisfying. Sap. Ice. Filth. Panic in a confined space. What every explanation shares is the assumption that it is an accident, because the alternative — that it is a structure — is not something anyone wants to sit with.

The thing about a knot is that it distributes. No rat in a rat king is the king. Pull on any one of them and the whole arrangement moves, badly, in a direction none of them chose. This is the closest thing to an organisational chart that vermin have produced and it is still better than most.

Continued on p.19 →

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ApparatusThe copy desk

THE
COPY
DESK

Every image in this issue is a copy of a copy. So is every image you have ever seen of anything. Press the button and take one more generation off it. Ten is all we can give you before there is nothing left, which is roughly how long it takes in real life.

Generation 00 of 10

The rat king plate, on the platen

Platen glass. Do not lift the lid while the lamp is travelling.

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Apparatus · 07The seventh camera

THE
SEVENTH
CAMERA

A state traffic camera on West Street at Houston, live. The picture is the state's. The boxes are ours: whatever moves against what the camera has learned to expect is given a number, followed while it can be, and dropped when it cannot. Nothing is stored. It runs about ten seconds behind the street.

standing by

All six cameras, with the ledger → The pull: the street removed →

Standing by CAM 07 · West St @ W Houston · live
Facing east, from a pole on the river side. 352 by 240, fifteen frames a second, broadcast by the state to anyone who asks. The boxes are drawn in the browser as it plays; the ruled line counts what crosses it. Whatever moves is printed in the second ink, a little off register.
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Street · 05What they were wearing

WHAT THEY

were wearing

Six people, one wall, a weekday afternoon. The pins say what each thing is and where it came from.

Street portrait: layered handmade streetwear Jacket — cut down, 4 sources Trousers — painter's, inherited Shoes — own
K., 19. Kitchen porter. “I don't buy things. I get given things and then I make them smaller.”
Street portrait: workwear layered over printed fabric Tee — brother's, 1998 Skirt over trousers — deliberate
M., 24. Sound engineer. “Everything I own is either black or it used to be.”

“I don't buy things. I get given things and then I make them smaller.”

The street-style page dates from the years when a magazine could not get clothes lent to it and had to photograph what people already owned. It has outlasted most of the pages that were meant to replace it, and the reason is procedural: it is the one page on which the person, not the garment, is the unit of information.

These were taken on Canal Street between two and four on a Tuesday, against the side wall of a fish market, with the camera's own flash. The subjects are identified by initial at their request. Nobody was paid. Two of the six declined.

More · p.30–33 →

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Index · 04How to disappear on a scope

HOW TO
DISAPPEAR
ON A SCOPE

The contents of this issue, printed as a display. The sweep lights each piece and it fades again. Click one. Or tab to it — they are real buttons, because an index you cannot reach is not an index.

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Essay · 03The Magician holds a rifle

The Magician
holds a

RIFLE

A tarot card of the Magician rendered in olive drab, holding a rifle aloft
Card I, redrawn. The roses stayed.

The Rider–Waite Magician stands at a table with four objects on it: a cup, a coin, a sword, a wand. One hand points at the ground and the other at the sky, and the whole card is a sentence about channelling something from one into the other.

Somebody redrew it in olive drab. The table now carries a knife, two grenades and a disassembled rifle. The wand in the raised hand is a carbine. The figure wears a ghillie suit, and the roses still grow at the bottom of the frame because whoever made it did not have the nerve to remove them, which is the best decision in the picture.

It should be stupid. It is not stupid. The card format is doing something the equipment cannot do for itself: it insists that these objects mean, that they sit in a sequence, that there is a card before this one and a card after it. A rifle in a catalogue is a specification. A rifle in a tarot deck is a fate.

Which is the same move, exactly, as painting Saint George onto the underside of a fighter. Nobody believes the saint improves the turn rate. The saint is there to say that the aircraft is in a story — and the moment you accept that, you have accepted the story's ending too.

Continued p.36 →

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Plate · 01Saint Vermin
The underside of a fighter jet with a Byzantine icon painted across it

Saint Vermin

The lowest thing, given the highest treatment. This is the whole magazine in one photograph and we did not take it.

Litany

Saint Vermin, who was not invited —
pray for the gnawed.

Saint Vermin, who ate the wiring —
pray for the dark.

Saint Vermin, who carries the match —
pray for the ones who strike it.

Saint Vermin, who was here first —
pray for us, who arrived late
and called it ours.

Canonisation requires a miracle, a cult, and somebody with the standing to say so. The rat has the cult. The rat has, arguably, the miracle — it has outlived every eradication programme aimed at it and there have been many, some of them very well funded.

What the rat lacks is anyone with standing. So we have done it ourselves, which is how most of them started.

Feast day movable. He arrives before you do.

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GoodsFor members and others

GOODS

Prices in pounds. Stock as marked.

A black t-shirt with the RATKING seal printed small on the chest
The seal, on a tee One colour on 220 gsm black cotton. Printed by hand, so the registration is approximate and no two are quite alike. £28 · S–XXL
A safety matchbox with a leaping rat on the label
Matches Fifty to the box. Strike on any surface. The label is the one from page 22, reduced. We do not post these. £3 · ten for £20
An enamel pin of five rat tails knotted into a ring
Member's pin Hard enamel, 22 mm, one red dot. Members are not otherwise identifiable, which is the point of it. £9
A canvas tote bag printed NOBODYGETSIT
Tote 12 oz natural canvas, set solid with no spaces. Holds a complete run of the magazine, water-damaged or otherwise. £18
A black cap embroidered VERMIN, with a red rat under the brim
Cap Unstructured, six panels, VERMIN across the front in white thread. The rat is under the brim, where it would be. £24
A stack of copies of RATKING issue 07
Issue 07 The one you are reading. Sixty-four pages, black and two spot inks, one press. Back issues by arrangement; see Classified. £6 · $9

Orders by post to Box 07/B.

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Back pageClassified

CLASSIFIED


Wanted Anyone who has actually seen a rat king. Not a photograph of one. Box 07/A.

For sale Complete run of this magazine, issues 1–6, water damaged, smells strongly of the room it was kept in. Will not post.

Notice The person who has been leaving matchboxes on the wall outside the office is asked to continue.

Services Icons painted onto any surface, sacred or otherwise. Aircraft extra.

Lost One tail. Knotted at one end. Sentimental value only.

Personal You were on the platform at 02:40 and you were not surprised by what came out from under the rails. I was. Coffee?

Trade Will exchange a working photocopier for a broken one. Reasons my own.

Correction In issue 06 we said the Altenburg specimen contained thirty-two animals. It contains thirty-two animals. We are printing this because a reader wrote in to say we were right, and nobody has ever done that before.


The features, in full

Six Rats, One TailFeature · № 02 Contact 0447Field notes · № 04 Rat AcademyReported · № 09 How ManyInvestigation · № 10 The CamsSix feeds · one of them live The Seventh CameraSix streams · tracked The PullA sheet every ten minutes

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